rubilykskoye 𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔁 📬

[oomfies]

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[ludomania]

You'd know who I meant if you'd seen him. There's no mistaking him. Something mysterious about him. Dangerous too?

[ he's just dreaming about his own threesome now. ]

I know you probably don't care about farming, but really, take a walk down there one day when you're not busy.

[oomfies]

ok like... waiittt it kinda sounds like you wanna smash tho

[ludomania]

Hey. Tell me you wouldn't after you've seen him.

[ because jesus christ. ]

[oomfies]

show me then and i can tell u whether i'd smash or pass!

[ludomania]

Okay but obviously it wasn't him then.

Are you into older guys? Or younger?

[oomfies]

.......................
answer me first then ill answer u second

[ludomania]

[ he's never sent a mental photo before. be patient.

he has to concentrate really hard, careful not to send her any disturbing memories of his time spent in the woods because even though the gossiping is fun and distracting, those moments are constantly there, underneath.

the picture is very unfocused at first. just some guy moving by the stables, working. slowly, his features become sharper. in the end it seems like Felipe only saw him in a passing, but it's a tall, really handsome man and he's surrounded by horses. very powerful. very cool. ]

[oomfies]

[ This looks like someone took a Bigfoot-esque photo of a hot dude™ in the wild, very of the era for social media and very of the era for someone who has the hots for a random farm hand. Sadly, he doesn't have a shirt off (points against him) but his face looks vaguely familiar (Candleguy got a career being a stallion?!). Semi-cool, she guesses. He probably smells like poo all the time, though. ]

i've only been with older guys
but i can see myself being into younger ones?? maybe?

[ludomania]

I guess I can see that.

So which was it? Smash or pass?

[oomfies]

[ A beat. ]

wdym by that

also
smash
pass if he doesn't shower after his shift before we smash

[ludomania]

See, I told you. Very handsome, yeah?

You seem the type who would be into older men. In my opinion.

... Or how old are we speaking?

[oomfies]

too hot to be working at a farm that's for sure

[ And... Huh. Good question— Lottie's never had to think about this before. ]

well i don't think i'd date a senior citizen
i guess 50s?? is like the cutoff

[ludomania]

That's pretty old.

[ he's laughing now. ]

[oomfies]

no it's not??
that's like hot doctor age!!

[ludomania]

Doctor?

[oomfies]

why'd u do a long mental telepathic pause
med school takes a seriously long time sorry????

[ludomania]

There are some things you can't joke about.

This is one of them.

[oomfies]

????????

[ludomania]

[ out of all the people here?????? ]

Not those two.

Don't do this to me. Lottie.

[oomfies]

[ Oh. Oh— oh??

Maybe she shouldn't have gotten so defensive over medical school (thanks Dr. Rick of Ye Olde Times™ for exposing Lottie's actual doctor fucking of Now Times™!!). But also, this is somehow getting to be kind of funny? What's Felipe's deal? ]

who???

[ yes she is laughing i am so sorry ]

[ludomania]

I didn't even know John was into girls.

[oomfies]

[ Screaming. ]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

is THAT why you're so shocked??
you only thought he was into dudes???

[ludomania]

[ sorry his reading of these things is so medieval. ]

Gave me that impression.

How did this happen? Are they blackmailing you? Are you in danger?

Lottie??

[ ?? he still can't believe it. and House let him brag about the sisters while this was happening? wow. ]

[oomfies]

both of them are REALLY nice and cool if you just get to know them!

[ Does she know either of their last names?? No. Their hobbies?? No. Anything about their pasts??? No. But she's right anyway! ]

[ludomania]

[ girl. ]

I know them. That's why.