rubilykskoye 𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔁 📬

[oomfies]

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[oomfies]

......how would you do it???

[ludomania]

How would you want me to do it?

[oomfies]

um... um i guess
casually??

i don't KNOW i've never had to think about this before!!
usually everyone already knows abt my birthday

[ludomania]

I'm afraid I don't do anything casually.

[oomfies]

okay then... act it out??

pretend i'm john

[ludomania]

You really like roleplay, don't you?

Hi John.

[oomfies]

[ She's not even going to dignify that with a response because a very small, small, tiny, part of her does. And her reply takes forever because she has to scratch her brain on what his name is—

—But would John use his name? Maybe. Lottie regrets saying she'd be John, it'd be easier playing House!! ]

Hey.

[ Fuck. ]

What did you need, Felipe?

[ludomania]

No, he'd say something like.

Hey. Choice. Can I suck your dick?

All smooth like.

[ he's still mad at that guy. ]

[oomfies]

felipe!! WTF don't critique me ok i'm trying my best!

also john wouldn't go out and just ask to suck your dick he'd like
there's a whole thing he does
there's foreplay, okay??

[ludomania]

Is there?

[ genuinely confused. ]

Anyway. [ he drops the fake accent. back to himself. ] I was thinking we could play another round of cards. You free tonight?

[oomfies]

yes?? there's always foreplay??

[ Felipe... ]

anyway [ She clears her throat. Then agonizes for another minute or so, ] Sure. Think I can squeeze you in. What time should I swing by?

[ludomania]

I don't care.

But there's something I want you to do if I win.

[oomfies]

If you win.

[ A dramatic beat for tension. ]

Alright, what is it?

[ludomania]

[ he also pauses for drama. gotta do it right. ]

It involves House.

[oomfies]

Threesome?

[ludomania]

[ he laughs, breaking character, because John would say that. ]

No, I want you to throw a party for Lottie for her birthday.

[oomfies]

Of course. I'll do that even if you lose.

[ She scratches at her scalp in thought. ]

How do you know it's going to be her birthday?

[ludomania]

She's a good friend.

Don't you know it's her birthday soon?

[oomfies]

ok pause

you are SO trying to start something with that!

[ludomania]

You don't want me to ask him that? Ok, I won't.

[oomfies]

[ Someone.. Listening to her?? This is new?! ]

yeah



you can say we're like
besties
if you want

[ludomania]

[ he listens! might still do it though. ]

Best friends? I definitely want to say that.

[oomfies]

you have my permission! 😊

[ludomania]

[ does that mean she'll remember his name? ]

Great.

You can refer to me as whatever you need at the time. I'll play your best friend, fiancé or brother. Neighbor. Your choice.

[oomfies]

[ ...Yes. ]

brother??
we look nothing alike omg
the others are more believable