rubilykskoye 𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔁 📬

[oomfies]

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[ludomania]

Is there?

[ genuinely confused. ]

Anyway. [ he drops the fake accent. back to himself. ] I was thinking we could play another round of cards. You free tonight?

[oomfies]

yes?? there's always foreplay??

[ Felipe... ]

anyway [ She clears her throat. Then agonizes for another minute or so, ] Sure. Think I can squeeze you in. What time should I swing by?

[ludomania]

I don't care.

But there's something I want you to do if I win.

[oomfies]

If you win.

[ A dramatic beat for tension. ]

Alright, what is it?

[ludomania]

[ he also pauses for drama. gotta do it right. ]

It involves House.

[oomfies]

Threesome?

[ludomania]

[ he laughs, breaking character, because John would say that. ]

No, I want you to throw a party for Lottie for her birthday.

[oomfies]

Of course. I'll do that even if you lose.

[ She scratches at her scalp in thought. ]

How do you know it's going to be her birthday?

[ludomania]

She's a good friend.

Don't you know it's her birthday soon?

[oomfies]

ok pause

you are SO trying to start something with that!

[ludomania]

You don't want me to ask him that? Ok, I won't.

[oomfies]

[ Someone.. Listening to her?? This is new?! ]

yeah



you can say we're like
besties
if you want

[ludomania]

[ he listens! might still do it though. ]

Best friends? I definitely want to say that.

[oomfies]

you have my permission! 😊

[ludomania]

[ does that mean she'll remember his name? ]

Great.

You can refer to me as whatever you need at the time. I'll play your best friend, fiancé or brother. Neighbor. Your choice.

[oomfies]

[ ...Yes. ]

brother??
we look nothing alike omg
the others are more believable

[ludomania]

Maybe I was adopted.

So what do you think? Should I tell them?

[oomfies]

well

you successfully avoided getting tempted by the threesome

[ She can't say the same for herself— ]

do it

[ludomania]

[ this can only go so wrong. ]

I'll keep you updated.

[oomfies]

nice

i mean

Choice.

[ludomania]

[ he's just going to laugh every time John says that now thanks. ]