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"Hi! You've reached Lottie Person. Leave a message after the beep, thank you!"

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[frostfist]

[ Please hold while he laboriously retypes the random insult she'd sent to him all those weeks ago. It takes five minutes. ]

[oomfies]

[ Why is he taking so long to reply?? Is this a powerplay of some kind? Lottie pretends like she isn't waiting and promptly leaves him to wait another five before opening what is definitely an insult. Apparently, of her own creation. ]

ohhh
yk.. my phone did get stolen like a while ago....

[frostfist]

[ Can she please cut the local boomer some slack.......what does 'yk' even mean. ]

Is that what happened?

[ Not like he knows any better so he will just believe her. ]

Glad you managed to get it back.
It didn't have anything to do with all that funny business a couple weeks back did it?

[oomfies]

oh god
yeah

the mannequin ppl right?
literally the worst experience of my life!