[ Send a picture of herself? Why, in fact, she would, if this were real life Lottie (maybe). There's actually a weeks delay in time between her last message and this, effectively busy with killing the phone stealer. So when she's looking through her messages to see what's good she pauses, doesn't bother scrolling up and near instinctively sendsβ ]
[ Why is he taking so long to reply?? Is this a powerplay of some kind? Lottie pretends like she isn't waiting and promptly leaves him to wait another five before opening what is definitely an insult. Apparently, of her own creation. ]
ohhh yk.. my phone did get stolen like a while ago....
he doesn't shower much but he only uses soap , and it's impossible to hide hair products like hair dyes... specially when we know how hard it is to find green tones
i'm not going to check under his pillow , but i know he's not hiding it he said if he had to go through all that effort he wouldn't bother knowing him β yeah , i believe him
i doubt he will. he probably won't even notice your hair is green
( #zorothings )
a while back. i ran into this guy and he offered we stay together. then his crew started showing up , and i guess it's a big deal for them to be in the same place so now i have uh five roommates we found a boarded off room so we have enough space.
i'm responding to your texting event prompt
Who is this?
im crying
[ A beat. ]
who is this lol
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Shouldn't you know that? You were the one who messaged me first.
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pics please!
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Why would I send pictures of myself to a stranger?
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why not??
do u think ur ugly or smth? :/
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What about you?
Why don't you send a picture of yourself then?
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who is this
[ Asking her for selfies.. ]
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his confusion is immeasurable and immense. is this deja vu? ]
Seriously?
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i don't have you saved in my phone..
sorry :(
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Did you send out your message by mistake then?
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when did i allegedly start messaging you
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ohhh
yk.. my phone did get stolen like a while ago....
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Is that what happened?
[ Not like he knows any better so he will just believe her. ]
Glad you managed to get it back.
It didn't have anything to do with all that funny business a couple weeks back did it?
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yeah
the mannequin ppl right?
literally the worst experience of my life!
at a random hour during the day,
( this is unfair to lottie specifically )
1/3
Wanda has a roommate?
A roommate with green hair? ]
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wtf
like, are you sure they aren't lying??
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he doesn't shower much but he only uses soap , and it's impossible to hide hair products like hair dyes... specially when we know how hard it is to find green tones
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ewwwww
typical!!
have you tried checking under his pillow?!
boys aren't good at thinking of hiding spots
trust me, i know!
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also, 'ewwww'??? )
i'm not going to check under his pillow , but i know he's not hiding it
he said if he had to go through all that effort he wouldn't bother
knowing him β yeah , i believe him
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oh, yeah
that'd be crazy to do that haha
[ But at least that explains the 'doesn't shower much' bit (primarily the cause of 'ewwwww'). ]
wow.. is it at least a different shade a green than mine?
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yours is brighter , that's a fact
you could come meet him some time if you like.
( actually, she hasn't introduced lottie to her roommates. )
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omg.. ty
are you sure tho?
i'll come visit if he won't be jealous of my hair! lol
but also when did you get roomies??
i hiatused and i'm trying to work my way back now,,,
( #zorothings )
a while back. i ran into this guy and he offered we stay together.
then his crew started showing up , and i guess it's a big deal for them to be in the same place
so now i have uh five roommates
we found a boarded off room so we have enough space.