✨ 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏

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shuffles in for a makeover

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what did you do with my cigarettes?

oh YES!!!

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wow... im hurt
why would u ever think it was ME who did smth?

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faye saw you take them

[ and that information BETTER be good because she made him pay 20,000 woolongs for it!! ]

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[ she gasps— what the FUCK faye!! ]

it's not a big deal! lol

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meaning what, exactly?

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[ five minutes of pure silence ]

i have them

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so bring them back

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sooooo here's the thing




i'm not gna do that

🤷

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and why's that?

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[ Oh. EASY. She doesn't even have them anymore.

But will she say that?? (No.) ]

why don't u ask faye

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i'm asking you

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fine

wyd later btw

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[ "fine" is not an answer??????????? ]

who's asking?

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[ uh yes... it is!!! ]

me
duh

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then i'm busy

[ that's not an answer???? ]

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damnnnn

what a shame

guess i'll have to eat all this food by myself

1/2

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what food

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idk i mean
you're BUSY so
what does it matter

🤷

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i could make time

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omggg are u sure? 🥺

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the bounty's for chump change anyway

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awwwwwwwww 🥺





anyway be here by 7pm

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or what, you'll smoke all my cigarettes?

[ he has NOT forgotten about that lottie!!!

but ok whatever he will, in fact, be arriving around 7 at her place. ]

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[ SORRY SPIKE they're either 1) hidden somewhere in a box or 2) thrown out her window (she is not on the ground floor).

BUT when he arrives he'll find Lottie's place predictably stylish, clean, minimalist and with the usual strange decor. Paintings of plants and high heels angled just so on coffee tables, magazines with her face on them. The only mess he'll see is the mountain of food containers neatly spread out across her kitchen counter when she opens the door. ]

Shoes off, please!